Nelly Furtado is lusting after Gael Garcia Bernal even though the Mexican actor is dating Star Wars beauty Natalie Portman.

The Maneater hitmaker fell for Bernal after seeing his portrayal of Che Guevara in The Motorcycle Diaries, and would love to share some intimate dates with the object of her desire if he wasn’t attached.

She gushes,

“I’m very in love with Gael Garcia Bernal, but I think he’s with Natalie Portman. It’s not fair!”

All I have to say is be careful, catfights suck.