Inside Heidi & Spencer's Secret Wedding!
I knew it was too good to be true -- that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt could possibly run off and elope, without a bunch of hired tabloid photographers to take photos of every single moment.
And there they are -- Mr. & Mrs. Pratt on the cover of the new Us Weekly.
I'm sure the mag paid them a pretty penny for the exclusive details and pics -- and all of a sudden everything feels right in the world again.
If you haven't digested your breakfast yet you may want to stop reading here, but let me enlighten you with what Spencer said at the altar, during their quaint little wedding in Cabo.
"Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you," he slithered. "You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I'm honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always."
He literally sends shivers down my spine -- and not in a good way.
As for Heidi's fam -- they hate Spencer, too.
"I called her right before the ceremony," Heidi said of her mom, "Sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, 'Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle,'"
"She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that," she adds. "I don't know when I'll tell her."
Um, I don't think that is an issue any longer, brain surgeon.
Ugh! I can't.
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All I can think to say is: "Please don't breed."
good for them now how long will it last, bets anyone?
I just lost my dinner. Don't those two photo hogs realize they are a laughing stock? Spencer is nothing more then a abuser and Heidi is just plain stupid. Wait till he beats the crap out of her. Yuck.
I am not sure I believe it is entirely true... I think these two nut jobs will do anything for publicity. Losers.
Ahh I am actually happy for them. I hope it lasts :)
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This is exactly what they wanted, everyone talking about them....ugh, they are repulsive. I agree, I hope they don't breed.
Gross.....what wastes of flesh. I've never watched The Hills and yet I seem to be familiar with the entire useless cast because they won't step out of the spotlight for six seconds. Leave us alone!
I agree....don't breed. Why won't these two just go away?
And Rosa...no one cares. If you want to advertise yourself I'm sure there's a street corner near you.
Ohh cmon I can't believe ppl are falling for this. This is obviously fake and a publicity stunt. I highly doubt they are really married. Think about it how many little rich girls have you ever heard of that were willing to elope as opposed to some huge, lavish wedding. Please
Hedi has to be the dumbest girl on earth. She has let Spencer bring her so down that she has lost her job, lost her best friends, her sister the respect of her mother and step father and she still can't see his motive. Damn girl its a reality show. I know she had to see the play backs, where he has talked about her like a dog and seemingly just want to control her and have her to his self. Everyone from her boss(es) to her friends and family have told her he's not good for her and what does she do. Marry him. She will deserve whatever Spencer dishes out cause it's clear she doesn't care about herself.
Who they are?