Please, please, say it isn't so.

The National Enquirer -- which is, goshdarn it, sometimes on target with this stuff -- is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears, 17, is with child again.

The younger sister of Britney Spears gave birth to her daughter Maddie three months ago.

Mom Lynne (same name but with an ''e'' -- why?) -- perhaps too busy promoting her book, Through the Storm -- should have told her teen spawn that yes, you can get pregnant while breast-feeding.

Pipelayer boyfriend Casey Aldridge still hasn't set a date for their wedding and is rumored to be cheating on her with a much older woman.

Brit's life actually is starting to look normal again.

WE'D ONLY JUST BEGUN

Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift have called it quits, Us Weekly reports in its new issue.

The young songbirds split a few days ago -- well, he split with her. Over the phone.

Expect a sad, sad song from Taylor any day now.

DOUBLE OUCH

Dangerous business, this rock star stuff. If the drugs don't get you, something else will:

• Singer Jim James from My Morning Jacket -- who played at the Fillmore over Labor Day weekend -- has been released from the hospital after falling down on stage. The AP reports James slipped and hit his head about 30 minutes into the show Tuesday night at the University of Iowa.

• Linkin Park is canceling its China tour because lead singer Chester Bennington has suffered a back injury.

DO NOT PASS GO

Redmond O'Neal, 23, who was arrested along with his father Ryan O'Neal for suspected drug possession, admitted in an L.A. court Wednesday to an addiction relapse and was ordered into treatment.

An attorney for the Love Story star, 67, said drugs found in his Malibu home weren't Ryan's. No criminal charges have been filed yet in that case.

FEEL THE LOVE

As DJ AM recovers from his horrific Learjet crash, his buddies are joining forces to welcome him back to L.A. and raise money for crash victims.

Colleagues like Mark Ronson ( Samantha's brother) and Steve Aoki will host and perform at WELCOME HOME DJ AM Tuesday in Hollywood. If you're on the West Coast, $20 tickets are available at www.wantickets.com; proceeds will go toward the memorial funds of the four who died in last month's accident.

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