Get Real: Kate and Jada Are Living in La-La Land
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Jada Pinkett Smith is heading back to TV—smart move, since The Women ain't exactly getting the gals and the gays, as the filmmakers oh-so-hoped would happen. Sex and the City it was seriously not.
In the TNT drama Time Heals (is this a TV show or a Hallmark-card genre?), Jade'll play a widowed, single-mom nurse at a South Carolina hospital. Say buh-bye to any semblance of suspension of disbelief with that casting choice—think any viewer in their right mind would believe the richest wife in H'wood (save Kate Capshaw, 'course) is a down-on-her-luck mom with money troubles? (Hmmm, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon as lovers, starring in People magazine, comes to mind right about now, can't think why.)
Sure, JPS always seems to have a "don't mess with me" 'tude like she's seen the wrong side of the street, but the only street this lady living in luxury has seen lately is the wrong end of Robertson. What's next, Victoria Beckham as a college professor?
In other outrageously unbelievable goss, Kate Hudson told my favorite national rag, Parade, that she's not exactly the serial dater she so appears to be. Katie H claims she's "only dated, like, three guys" since her divorce from ex-hub-unit Chris Robinson.
Let's see, there's Owen Wilson, Dax Shepherd, Lance Armstrong and the dude who so upset Lance when Ms. Katie, we're told by those who we're quite on the scene at the time, took off with him. Let's see. That's four! Kate, meet math. Math, Kate.
Hell, Hud-hon's whole ordeal with Owen should count twice. And those are the only fellas the gal's been snapped with in the public—is she trying to make herself into some sorta nun? Didn't Sienna Miller actually try this at some point? Not gonna work, babe. Not one bit, espesh when we see you more often in a bikini or a rumpled dress than in a good movie.
—With additional sass by Becky Bain
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