Celebrity Justice
Shauna DUMB-Founded by Divorce

One of our photographers just called to say he just ran into Shauna Sand, who says she didn't know she was officially divorced until she read our story this AM. Shauna wanted to know, "Am I really divorced??" Um ...

Yes, Shauna, you are free to resume the hunt. The system will spit out the legal papers in a day or so, faster than you can pick up a new sucker.



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1. I BET SHE DOES NOT KNOW HOW SHE GOT KIDS, EITHER.

Posted at 7:08PM on Aug 7th 2008 by JJ

2. who the is this hoe?

Posted at 7:18PM on Aug 7th 2008 by LoganoFoundation dot Com

3. She more than qualifies for a "Girls Gone Wild" scholarship! CPS needs to take her kids or the fathers need to step up. This motor oil injected, plastic surgery, walking STD might as well head on to Nevada! Heidi just might hire her to work the nearest truck stop to the Mustang Ranch, if not, the Bunny Ranch would take her for sure! This is the reason not everyone should have kids! Lorenzo, what were you thinking?

Posted at 7:23PM on Aug 7th 2008 by DUMB & DUMBER

4. Not only is Shauna brainless but she's the true meaning of the phrase"Butterface". She's looking more and more like the guy on the cover of MAD magazine in drag

Posted at 7:27PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Bob Booie

5. What the hell happened to her in the last couple of years??? All that silicone is in the same place but her skin is falling. ICK!

Posted at 7:27PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Debi

6. one word
P E N D E J A !!!

Posted at 7:34PM on Aug 7th 2008 by LA CABBALLOTA IVY QEEN

7.
Where is Linda Hogan when we need her?

Posted at 7:58PM on Aug 7th 2008 by Know She Didn't

8.
the BEST opportunity for this
one is to launch a retail line;

life-size blow-up shauna dolls,
along with several adult sex toys.

coupled with PAID strip club tour
appearances and fan photo shoots.

shauna / polarbear;

please STOP fooling yourself with all
the delusions about a line of shoes.

as in rome, do as the romans do;

instead allowing others to exploit you for profits,
it's time YOU reaped your fair return of rewards..........




Posted at 10:47PM on Aug 7th 2008 by john wayne gacy

9. can we see the before and after pics ?

before hollywood and now.

Posted at 3:14AM on Aug 8th 2008 by John Taylor

10. To Lorenzo Lamas: WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO GET CUSTODY OF YOUR KIDS FROM SHAWNA??? She looks like a walking mess...

Posted at 4:47AM on Aug 8th 2008 by Love the OC

11. dear shauna contact me, look for snoopy on your myspace, love edgar !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:25AM on Aug 8th 2008 by black mamba

12. Shauna rules.

Posted at 10:05AM on Aug 8th 2008 by PolarBear

13. Who is this girl? She sure is cute, I have a special sperm diet for her to lose pounds of weight in a hurry.

Posted at 10:11AM on Aug 8th 2008 by Sprmcandy

14. Shauna, you used to kind of have it going on, just barely, but
it is time to move on, dress like someone a tad bit closer to your
age and find something that makes
you feel good about yourself and pursue that and find happiness with
in.
Men will still notice you, many will find you attractive and you
might have a chance at meeting a decent guy. Grow up, let go of the
lip injections and drag queen make up and quit dressing like 22 year
old call girls. You are still young compared to a lot of very
beautiful women but you have to bring more to the table and make
people wonder what you look like under your clothes as opposed to
showing them. You can't keep doing what you are doing because you
will end up old, alone with a urine filled rooms of cats talking to yourself.

You are at a fork, actually have been for about ten years and in
your case, less is more except when it comes to clothes. You seem to have a nice personality when you want
to and the dumb blond act is old so move on and let go.

Posted at 11:31AM on Aug 8th 2008 by mytwocentss

15. She gives new meaning to the word stupid.

Posted at 2:30PM on Aug 8th 2008 by ANdy

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