A Soccer Star and 3 Tranny Hos
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Hot mess alert!
According to reports, Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo recently met with Rio de Janeiro cops to answer questions about a run-in he had with 3 tranny hookers.
Classic!
You can't make this shizz up!
Ronaldo met the 3 tranny hos on Sunday at an upscale bar in Rio. He was so impressed by the 'ladies' that he agreed to a night of fun with them at a motel. He claims that it wasn't til they got to the motel that he discovered they were, um, lads.
A police source says that once Ronaldo discovered the truth, he offered them about $600 each to leave. Two of the three accepted. The other, named Andrea, demanded $30,000 from Ronnie.
That ingrate!
Andrea's claiming that Ronnie knew he was getting trannys and that she has a 'receipt' to prove it (ha…yeah, like that can't be doctored).
She also claims Ronaldo was using drugs.
Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil, by the way.
Ronaldo acknowledges that he knew the trio were prostitutes (just not the tranny kind).
Brazilian media is reporting that Ronaldo told a police officer he feared the episode could end his career.
Police chief Carlos Augusto Nogueira Pinto said, "Ronaldo's testimony is more reliable. From zero to 10, I give his testimony a nine…But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."
Not to all you menz hiring hos: Check your chick to see if she has a dick before you take her home!
[Image via WENN.]



OMG FIRST> FINALLY FIRST
bitches
Re: OMAR – Did that make your life worth living now???
Fucking loser retard!!!!
first!
OMG!!!! He couldn't tell "she's" a man- he had to have had his drunk on!
hey! i'm 3rd?
i'm sorry - but there is no way in the world anyone could confuse that tranny for a woman. ronaldo likes chicks with dicks!
this is just stupid perez, how come whenever football (NOT SOCCER) is in the american news, it's always something like this or a fight breaking out in the stands. Ronaldo is a respected footballer and one of the best in the world. People shouldn't judge him for this, but his incredible record. You fucken people SUCK!
1st and ew
*makes Note* check Perez' parts ..LOL
BARF!
first
first!
first!!!!!!!!!!!! bitches
He can always come to the US & play on Beckham's team. We love tranny hooker fuckers in AMERICA!! He'll be the best in the league & earn a 'celebrity' salary better than what he currently earns. A GREAT Career move!
He thought THAT was a woman!
Thats what happens why you felll the need to buy what you should be getting for free!
Since when prostituion is not illegal in Brazil???
IM BRAZILIAN AND IT IS BIG TIME ILLEGAL!
Sick homos and country…any room for Obama and Oprah down there ?
Re: GIBBYWIBBY –
You are discusting. I don't understand how people like you can live with your self. Get a life.
I find it sad how you can be healthy and happy and there are nice people who do good things that are dying.
Re: LALA – Thats good…he must have had a lot of that brazilian nut liquers…yaaaaaaaa!!!
Clearly he likes to go for "women" who are going for the "Michelle Rodriguez" look.
am i the only one who sees the resemblance???
Perez,
Prostitution IS ILLEGAL in Brazil. Authorities just choose to look the other way because there are so many other problems.
He's pathetic. There's no way he didn't know they were men! I saw pictures of the three of them, and they all scream low class he shes!
So he likes COCK, big deal! There are sooo many people in the media that are not "officially" out that enjoy the big sausage!!! Perez I would put you on the list but EVERYONE already knows you like the salami!
Tom Cruise
Will Smith
Kevin Spacy
Ricky Martin
The guy on Good Morning America
One of the Jonas Bros (poor thing!)
Jon Travolta
Danny Bonaduce
Eddie Murphy (for sure!)
Ex- Mayor of Cal
Dave Navarro
Big Gay AL (ex- to Star Jones)
Zack Efron
1/2 of all football players
Ect
No, all of you over-zealous "firsters" are SO NOT first and it's hilarious to see you all proclaim yourselves as such!!
As far as this story, highly disturbing…can't imagine getting such a surprise as this! Yuck!
okay, so is it me or since when did hookers start giving receipts???? Herpes, yes…but receipts? Why would someone need a receipt, do you get a right off on your taxes over there for the use of hookers??? And were suppose to believe they know how to write in the first place!!!!
pobrecitoooo ronaldoooo!!!!
he kinda looks like the tranny… how can he not tell it was a man?? dumb soccer player!!
wow, you're a moron! if you're going call others 'stupid,' you may want to learn how to use the English language properly and learn how to spell (i.e. "their" - 'they are' is spelled they're)…dumb ass…typically the most ignorant people are also the dumbest. i won't even respond to the rest of your disgusting comments.
**perez, stop stealing michael k's shit word for word. really, come up with something on your own for once.
Prostitution IS ILLEGAL IN BRAZIL in case you dont know Perez….
excuse me (!), I'm not a fã's of ronaldo but I have to defend him. According to the most popular newspaper of Brazil, the player may has been a victim of an attempt of extortion. Ronaldo went to a motel after a soccer game and there he discovered that the 'ladies' were trannys… shame on them… and André Luis Ribeiro Albertino, the tranny, lied about the drugs and stole the documents of his car, besides having charged a high amount for not telling the media.
It's very sad the situation of the country about the large number of prostitutes and trannys, but don't give us the right for criticize them. We have our own problems too!
Re: GIBBYWIBBY – If we just get rid of your diarrhoea mouth first, we might the rest of us we can have a happier world, IDIOT!
Hey, fag, prostitution is ilegal on Brazil. fat ass.
Or maybe he shouldn't sleep with prostitues from a foreign country.
Prostitution IS illegal in Brazil, by the way.
SINCE WHEN is prostitution not illegal in Brazil?
in my city, at least, it's illegal
and i think in the rest of the country aswell
sorry perez but i guess u were wrong, here in brazil prostitution it is illegal!
but i guess everyone makes mistakes….you, ronaldo…JK….by the way lov u, and lov your blog too…..
No shock, soccer is a fag sport. They can't wait to hug and kiss after a goal which rarely happens in that boring sport. 140 pound gays running around in shorts ain't a sport. They get touched and roll around like they were shot. waste of time. Like I said NO SUPRISE HERE!
I know a lot of hookers/trannies in Brazil love making up stories about Brazilian actors/singers/soccer players to make money.
It doesn't necessarily mean he hasn't been to a motel room with them, but I don't know how reliable these people can be.
Wow! He couldn't tell that was a man! He must have borrowed sunglasses from Eddie Murphy!
Hey Poopshoot:
Kevin Spacey hit on my boyfriend while he was a waiter at a very nice New York City restaurant. How do people not know he is gay? He's never been married, is never seen with women, and has THE GAY FACE! That's like saying you had no idea Linsday Lohan's firecrotch was being eaten by that nasty looking Samantha Ronson … or whatever the hell her name is.
dirty poor portugese speaking garbage strewn homeless country. The women make good masssage parlor rubbers and prostitues/strippers. Leave the gay men at home.
What's the deal with his horse teeth? Maybe he should spend his money on dentistry instead of tranny hookers.
GINGRICH: Wright May Be Deliberately Hurting Obama…
SHARPTON blasts Obama grandstanding 'in front of white people'…
Thank the Lawd for these two pioneering me. Wright And Sharpton just couldn't diddown & shaddup. They're gonna ruin Hussein's hopes for the White House. Thank you Lawd, thank you Jesus. We're finally seeing all the shit-stirring and idiotic baggage that will come straight to Washington with Obama.
Keep rantin' & ravin' Reverend Wright and Al Sharpton…!!!
Re: Isabelle – Prostituição É legal no Brasil… O que é ilegal é exploração da prostituição. Você faz o que quer com o seu corpo, só não pode lucrar com a prostituição alheia.
Hes cute, id let him fuck me. Just sayin'
Prostitution IS ILLEGAL in Brazil, by the way.
Tranny Hos like to bend it like Beckham
mimi, isabelle e gabriela
Prostituição é legal no Brasil… O que é crime é exploração de prostituição. Mas se você é maior de idade e quiser vender seu corpo, ninguém vai impedir e ninguém nunca vai te prender pq vc está no seu direito. É triste mas é verdade…
PS: Sou advogada.
In Brazil, prostitution is NOT a crime but it´s not legal either. It´s a strange situation. Exploring prostitution, though, is a crime.
i think ronaldo is one of the most overestimated football players(as we say it here in europe)of all times.all these things seem no strange 2 me.actually this is what happens when somebody gets rich and famous so fast.i bet his habit(hiring hookers)is the reason he got divorced from his 2 wifes.and to think he has an 8 year-old son.some father…what i didn't know is that prostitution is not illegal in Brazil.brazil must be the "paradise" of AIDS & std's.and some call Vegas the sin city…
Re: BRAZIL IS A DUMP – I think that worst than the brazilians trannys is the person that don't know the country and think that have the capacity of judging the unknown. Hunny, you never went to Brazil, I know that, because you don't know what the fuck you are talking about… please, before giving an stupid answer, earn a bit more of general culture
Perez, I would hope that you out of all people would show some respect to transgender individuals who are part of the queer community. It is gay men like you that make it difficult for the queer rights movement to be successful and the proof is in the comments left by some of your ignorant readers.
Prostitution is LEGAL on Brazil, what is ILLEGAL is to explorer that.
If a woman wants to sell her body, it's ok for the police.
But, a men can force several women to do the same. That is illegal.
They're also thinking about consider hookers and strippers a profession.
About Ronaldo he is already a loser. He recently "lost" his tow knees… it's time to consider his retirement of the fields.
Why are you gonna hate on another opressed population perez? Thats just like a black person hating on a gay person for being gay…. even though the black person knows what its like to be opressed they would still opress a gay person. (Not being racist just talking about iggnorant examples ie: 50 cent, ect.) Why would a gay man (being opressed in our society) want to opress a transexual.???? I don't get it? I guess it's just sick human nature?… w.e i still love the site
i think the prostitute has the same face than ronaldo este rony es muy jugetón, sus fiestas en madrid son legendarias en una de ellas Beckham engañó a Victoria
IGNORANT, THAT´S BRAZIL, THAT´S NOT NETHERLANDS, PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL HERE, WE´RE DE #1 COUNTRY IN MEASURES TO PREVENT THAT, YOU JUST RELEASE NEWS WITHOUT RESEACHING, YOU´RE SO IGNORANT, REALLY, I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU. F.Y.I Ronaldo claimed tha he was not paying for sex (not illegal and also a lie), that´s why de sherif said that his testemonial was 9 out of 10 reliable.
TS hoes ? I mean isn't that the new thing ? YAWN !!
Dear Melly, You are completely wrong. Prostitution iIS ILLEGAL in Brazil, but the authorities don't seem to care much about it.
dayummm!! i sure hope the other 2 where better looking, or dude must have had a serious case of beergoggle-idis. that 'tranny' looks like a mule lol - you would think a top footballer could do better….ick…
Re: Melly – Honey you´re completely wrong, such stupid, there´s no such thing about legallizing prostitution or stripers here, and again and hopefully for the last time PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL IN BRAZIL, ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS WILL BE.
And about Brazil being a dump…
Is right here, on this poor poor country that many Americans come for sex. Doens't matter that they pay for cheap hooks…they keep spending their great dollars on hooks and also to visit other places. Cause here is a gorgeous country.
We don't have a crazy lunatic president that thinks war is answer to everything.
HEY…PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL IN BRAZIL
IN ALL SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRIES…YOU SHOULD DO YOUR WORK RIGHT!!!
Nasty! Having said that I think he knew they were trannies OMG what happened to his face he got FAT. EWW
Re: poopshoot – tell me more!
talvez os olhos dele estavam mau. (maybe he has bad eyes) cuz that lady sure looks like a dude to me. Ronaldo porque?????
Ronaldo is still the best !!! what is it with all the ronaldos in soccer and prostitutes
Re: BRAZIL IS A DUMP – I feel sorry for you, cuz if you had the time to read you would know that brazilian diplomacy is the best in the world and our economy is growing as i wright this note for you!!! Think before you wright. Portuguese is a rich language…and its way more complex than english, Im not saying english sucks, im just saying that learning english is way easier
you should read more…cuz clearly you r dumb
Re: BRAZIL IS A DUMP –
oh really??? ahahahaha
dear, at least we don't play a sport called FOOTball with our hands…
idiots!
I bet you don't even know all capitals names in your country….
I bet you're poorer than me…
I bet you didn't go to university…
I bet you've never traveled abroad…
poor you…
Just go on living your pathetic idiot life…
ahahahaha
Hey Paris, Prostitution is NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LEGAL here in Brazil… Before writing you should know what you're doing… Brazilians do not support prostitution… It happens here as it happens EVERYWHERE…
hey.. prostitution IS ILEGAL in Brazil.
i'm brazilian.