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A Soccer Star and 3 Tranny Hos

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Zportz

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Hot mess alert!

According to reports, Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo recently met with Rio de Janeiro cops to answer questions about a run-in he had with 3 tranny hookers.

Classic!

You can't make this shizz up!

Ronaldo met the 3 tranny hos on Sunday at an upscale bar in Rio. He was so impressed by the 'ladies' that he agreed to a night of fun with them at a motel. He claims that it wasn't til they got to the motel that he discovered they were, um, lads.

A police source says that once Ronaldo discovered the truth, he offered them about $600 each to leave. Two of the three accepted. The other, named Andrea, demanded $30,000 from Ronnie.

That ingrate!

Andrea's claiming that Ronnie knew he was getting trannys and that she has a 'receipt' to prove it (ha…yeah, like that can't be doctored).

She also claims Ronaldo was using drugs.

Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil, by the way.

Ronaldo acknowledges that he knew the trio were prostitutes (just not the tranny kind).

Brazilian media is reporting that Ronaldo told a police officer he feared the episode could end his career.

Police chief Carlos Augusto Nogueira Pinto said, "Ronaldo's testimony is more reliable. From zero to 10, I give his testimony a nine…But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."

Not to all you menz hiring hos: Check your chick to see if she has a dick before you take her home!

[Image via WENN.]



175 comments to “A Soccer Star and 3 Tranny Hos”

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  1. OMAR says – reply to this
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    OMG FIRST> FINALLY FIRST

  2. m says – reply to this
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    bitches

  3. GEEZ!!! says – reply to this
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    Re: OMARDid that make your life worth living now???
    Fucking loser retard!!!!

  4. katie says – reply to this
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    first!

  5. didntneedtoseethat says – reply to this
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    OMG!!!! He couldn't tell "she's" a man- he had to have had his drunk on!

  6. christi says – reply to this
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    hey! i'm 3rd?

  7. jay says – reply to this
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    i'm sorry - but there is no way in the world anyone could confuse that tranny for a woman. ronaldo likes chicks with dicks!

  8. shay says – reply to this
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    this is just stupid perez, how come whenever football (NOT SOCCER) is in the american news, it's always something like this or a fight breaking out in the stands. Ronaldo is a respected footballer and one of the best in the world. People shouldn't judge him for this, but his incredible record. You fucken people SUCK!

  9. jenelle says – reply to this
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    1st and ew

  10. Chip says – reply to this
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    *makes Note* check Perez' parts ..LOL

  11. alison says – reply to this
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    BARF!

  12. cp says – reply to this
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    first

  13. steph says – reply to this
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    first!

  14. your poo says – reply to this
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    first!!!!!!!!!!!! bitches

  15. Pay for no sex? says – reply to this
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    He can always come to the US & play on Beckham's team. We love tranny hooker fuckers in AMERICA!! He'll be the best in the league & earn a 'celebrity' salary better than what he currently earns. A GREAT Career move!

  16. LALA says – reply to this
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    He thought THAT was a woman!

  17. daisy says – reply to this
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    Thats what happens why you felll the need to buy what you should be getting for free!

  18. Isabelle says – reply to this
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    Since when prostituion is not illegal in Brazil???
    IM BRAZILIAN AND IT IS BIG TIME ILLEGAL!

  19. sensitivity says – reply to this
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    Sick homos and country…any room for Obama and Oprah down there ?

  20. LALA says – reply to this
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    Re: GIBBYWIBBY

    You are discusting. I don't understand how people like you can live with your self. Get a life.

    I find it sad how you can be healthy and happy and there are nice people who do good things that are dying.

  21. sensitivity says – reply to this
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    Re: LALA – Thats good…he must have had a lot of that brazilian nut liquers…yaaaaaaaa!!!

  22. flangie nopants says – reply to this
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    Clearly he likes to go for "women" who are going for the "Michelle Rodriguez" look.

  23. May says – reply to this
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    am i the only one who sees the resemblance???

  24. Mimi says – reply to this
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    Perez,
    Prostitution IS ILLEGAL in Brazil. Authorities just choose to look the other way because there are so many other problems.

    He's pathetic. There's no way he didn't know they were men! I saw pictures of the three of them, and they all scream low class he shes!

  25. poopshoot says – reply to this
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    So he likes COCK, big deal! There are sooo many people in the media that are not "officially" out that enjoy the big sausage!!! Perez I would put you on the list but EVERYONE already knows you like the salami!
    Tom Cruise
    Will Smith
    Kevin Spacy
    Ricky Martin
    The guy on Good Morning America
    One of the Jonas Bros (poor thing!)
    Jon Travolta
    Danny Bonaduce
    Eddie Murphy (for sure!)
    Ex- Mayor of Cal
    Dave Navarro
    Big Gay AL (ex- to Star Jones)
    Zack Efron
    1/2 of all football players

    Ect

  26. Kx3 Mommy says – reply to this
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    No, all of you over-zealous "firsters" are SO NOT first and it's hilarious to see you all proclaim yourselves as such!!

    As far as this story, highly disturbing…can't imagine getting such a surprise as this! Yuck!

  27. shopgirl says – reply to this
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    okay, so is it me or since when did hookers start giving receipts???? Herpes, yes…but receipts? Why would someone need a receipt, do you get a right off on your taxes over there for the use of hookers??? And were suppose to believe they know how to write in the first place!!!!

  28. dany says – reply to this
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    pobrecitoooo ronaldoooo!!!!

  29. DeAnNa says – reply to this
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    he kinda looks like the tranny… how can he not tell it was a man?? dumb soccer player!!

  30. FU GibbyWibby says – reply to this
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    wow, you're a moron! if you're going call others 'stupid,' you may want to learn how to use the English language properly and learn how to spell (i.e. "their" - 'they are' is spelled they're)…dumb ass…typically the most ignorant people are also the dumbest. i won't even respond to the rest of your disgusting comments.

    **perez, stop stealing michael k's shit word for word. really, come up with something on your own for once.

  31. Juliana says – reply to this
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    Prostitution IS ILLEGAL IN BRAZIL in case you dont know Perez….

  32. cordy says – reply to this
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    excuse me (!), I'm not a fã's of ronaldo but I have to defend him. According to the most popular newspaper of Brazil, the player may has been a victim of an attempt of extortion. Ronaldo went to a motel after a soccer game and there he discovered that the 'ladies' were trannys… shame on them… and André Luis Ribeiro Albertino, the tranny, lied about the drugs and stole the documents of his car, besides having charged a high amount for not telling the media.
    It's very sad the situation of the country about the large number of prostitutes and trannys, but don't give us the right for criticize them. We have our own problems too!

  33. wtf says – reply to this
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    Re: GIBBYWIBBY – If we just get rid of your diarrhoea mouth first, we might the rest of us we can have a happier world, IDIOT!

  34. Junim says – reply to this
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    Hey, fag, prostitution is ilegal on Brazil. fat ass.

  35. cass says – reply to this
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    Or maybe he shouldn't sleep with prostitues from a foreign country.

  36. Lina says – reply to this
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    Prostitution IS illegal in Brazil, by the way.

  37. gabriela says – reply to this
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    SINCE WHEN is prostitution not illegal in Brazil?

    in my city, at least, it's illegal
    and i think in the rest of the country aswell

  38. Mary says – reply to this
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    sorry perez but i guess u were wrong, here in brazil prostitution it is illegal!
    but i guess everyone makes mistakes….you, ronaldo…JK….by the way lov u, and lov your blog too…..

  39. NO SUPRISE, SOCCER'S GAY says – reply to this
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    No shock, soccer is a fag sport. They can't wait to hug and kiss after a goal which rarely happens in that boring sport. 140 pound gays running around in shorts ain't a sport. They get touched and roll around like they were shot. waste of time. Like I said NO SUPRISE HERE!

  40. Me says – reply to this
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    I know a lot of hookers/trannies in Brazil love making up stories about Brazilian actors/singers/soccer players to make money.

    It doesn't necessarily mean he hasn't been to a motel room with them, but I don't know how reliable these people can be.

  41. Ryan McChicago says – reply to this
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    Wow! He couldn't tell that was a man! He must have borrowed sunglasses from Eddie Murphy!

  42. Q says – reply to this
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    Hey Poopshoot:

    Kevin Spacey hit on my boyfriend while he was a waiter at a very nice New York City restaurant. How do people not know he is gay? He's never been married, is never seen with women, and has THE GAY FACE! That's like saying you had no idea Linsday Lohan's firecrotch was being eaten by that nasty looking Samantha Ronson … or whatever the hell her name is.

  43. BRAZIL IS A DUMP says – reply to this
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    dirty poor portugese speaking garbage strewn homeless country. The women make good masssage parlor rubbers and prostitues/strippers. Leave the gay men at home.

  44. Bob says – reply to this
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    What's the deal with his horse teeth? Maybe he should spend his money on dentistry instead of tranny hookers.

  45. Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett Would You Look At Today's Headlines says – reply to this
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    GINGRICH: Wright May Be Deliberately Hurting Obama…

    SHARPTON blasts Obama grandstanding 'in front of white people'…

    Thank the Lawd for these two pioneering me. Wright And Sharpton just couldn't diddown & shaddup. They're gonna ruin Hussein's hopes for the White House. Thank you Lawd, thank you Jesus. We're finally seeing all the shit-stirring and idiotic baggage that will come straight to Washington with Obama.
    Keep rantin' & ravin' Reverend Wright and Al Sharpton…!!!

  46. Carol says – reply to this
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    Re: Isabelle – Prostituição É legal no Brasil… O que é ilegal é exploração da prostituição. Você faz o que quer com o seu corpo, só não pode lucrar com a prostituição alheia.

  47. Cody ALaniz says – reply to this
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    Hes cute, id let him fuck me. Just sayin'

  48. Aline says – reply to this
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    Prostitution IS ILLEGAL in Brazil, by the way.

  49. Nicole says – reply to this
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    Tranny Hos like to bend it like Beckham

  50. Carol says – reply to this
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    mimi, isabelle e gabriela

    Prostituição é legal no Brasil… O que é crime é exploração de prostituição. Mas se você é maior de idade e quiser vender seu corpo, ninguém vai impedir e ninguém nunca vai te prender pq vc está no seu direito. É triste mas é verdade…

    PS: Sou advogada.

  51. Mimi says – reply to this
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    In Brazil, prostitution is NOT a crime but it´s not legal either. It´s a strange situation. Exploring prostitution, though, is a crime.

  52. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this
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    i think ronaldo is one of the most overestimated football players(as we say it here in europe)of all times.all these things seem no strange 2 me.actually this is what happens when somebody gets rich and famous so fast.i bet his habit(hiring hookers)is the reason he got divorced from his 2 wifes.and to think he has an 8 year-old son.some father…what i didn't know is that prostitution is not illegal in Brazil.brazil must be the "paradise" of AIDS & std's.and some call Vegas the sin city…

  53. cordy says – reply to this
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    Re: BRAZIL IS A DUMP – I think that worst than the brazilians trannys is the person that don't know the country and think that have the capacity of judging the unknown. Hunny, you never went to Brazil, I know that, because you don't know what the fuck you are talking about… please, before giving an stupid answer, earn a bit more of general culture

  54. armando says – reply to this
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    Perez, I would hope that you out of all people would show some respect to transgender individuals who are part of the queer community. It is gay men like you that make it difficult for the queer rights movement to be successful and the proof is in the comments left by some of your ignorant readers.

  55. Melly says – reply to this
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    Prostitution is LEGAL on Brazil, what is ILLEGAL is to explorer that.
    If a woman wants to sell her body, it's ok for the police.
    But, a men can force several women to do the same. That is illegal.
    They're also thinking about consider hookers and strippers a profession.

    About Ronaldo he is already a loser. He recently "lost" his tow knees… it's time to consider his retirement of the fields.

  56. Nick says – reply to this
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    Why are you gonna hate on another opressed population perez? Thats just like a black person hating on a gay person for being gay…. even though the black person knows what its like to be opressed they would still opress a gay person. (Not being racist just talking about iggnorant examples ie: 50 cent, ect.) Why would a gay man (being opressed in our society) want to opress a transexual.???? I don't get it? I guess it's just sick human nature?… w.e i still love the site

  57. ines says – reply to this
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    i think the prostitute has the same face than ronaldo este rony es muy jugetón, sus fiestas en madrid son legendarias en una de ellas Beckham engañó a Victoria

  58. Cecília says – reply to this
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    IGNORANT, THAT´S BRAZIL, THAT´S NOT NETHERLANDS, PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL HERE, WE´RE DE #1 COUNTRY IN MEASURES TO PREVENT THAT, YOU JUST RELEASE NEWS WITHOUT RESEACHING, YOU´RE SO IGNORANT, REALLY, I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU. F.Y.I Ronaldo claimed tha he was not paying for sex (not illegal and also a lie), that´s why de sherif said that his testemonial was 9 out of 10 reliable.

  59. misterReview.com says – reply to this
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    TS hoes ? I mean isn't that the new thing ? YAWN !!

  60. josy says – reply to this
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    Dear Melly, You are completely wrong. Prostitution iIS ILLEGAL in Brazil, but the authorities don't seem to care much about it.

  61. Deredeo says – reply to this
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    dayummm!! i sure hope the other 2 where better looking, or dude must have had a serious case of beergoggle-idis. that 'tranny' looks like a mule lol - you would think a top footballer could do better….ick…

  62. Cecília says – reply to this
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    Re: Melly – Honey you´re completely wrong, such stupid, there´s no such thing about legallizing prostitution or stripers here, and again and hopefully for the last time PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL IN BRAZIL, ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS WILL BE.

  63. Melly says – reply to this
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    And about Brazil being a dump…

    Is right here, on this poor poor country that many Americans come for sex. Doens't matter that they pay for cheap hooks…they keep spending their great dollars on hooks and also to visit other places. Cause here is a gorgeous country.
    We don't have a crazy lunatic president that thinks war is answer to everything.

  64. BRAZIL says – reply to this
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    HEY…PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL IN BRAZIL
    IN ALL SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRIES…YOU SHOULD DO YOUR WORK RIGHT!!!

  65. luv says – reply to this
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    Nasty! Having said that I think he knew they were trannies OMG what happened to his face he got FAT. EWW

  66. yaknow says – reply to this
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    Re: poopshoot – tell me more!

  67. b says – reply to this
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    talvez os olhos dele estavam mau. (maybe he has bad eyes) cuz that lady sure looks like a dude to me. Ronaldo porque?????

  68. gasol says – reply to this
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    Ronaldo is still the best !!! what is it with all the ronaldos in soccer and prostitutes

  69. ji says – reply to this
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    Re: BRAZIL IS A DUMP – I feel sorry for you, cuz if you had the time to read you would know that brazilian diplomacy is the best in the world and our economy is growing as i wright this note for you!!! Think before you wright. Portuguese is a rich language…and its way more complex than english, Im not saying english sucks, im just saying that learning english is way easier
    you should read more…cuz clearly you r dumb

  70. yousuck! says – reply to this
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    Re: BRAZIL IS A DUMP

    oh really??? ahahahaha
    dear, at least we don't play a sport called FOOTball with our hands…
    idiots!
    I bet you don't even know all capitals names in your country….
    I bet you're poorer than me…
    I bet you didn't go to university…
    I bet you've never traveled abroad…
    poor you…
    Just go on living your pathetic idiot life…
    ahahahaha

  71. Grid says – reply to this
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    Hey Paris, Prostitution is NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LEGAL here in Brazil… Before writing you should know what you're doing… Brazilians do not support prostitution… It happens here as it happens EVERYWHERE…

  72. mk says – reply to this
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    hey.. prostitution IS ILEGAL in Brazil.
    i'm brazilian.