Sheesh, Paris has done mashed the hell out of her boobs in order to create the semblance of cleavage. Looking down to check out her handiwork while she prances through West Hollywood in a floral summer dress and kooky sunglasses, I'm wondering if she feels it was really worth it. The poor things look like they're gasping for air. Actually, I almost feel like that calm look she's giving her suffering ta-tas is proof of her masochistic nature. She's not a cutter, she's a smasher, folks.
But, at least she's not putting out cigarettes in her own face. Nope, we would never be so lucky.
Photos: INFDaily.com/BauerGriffinOnline.com
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Photos: INFDaily.com/BauerGriffinOnline.com
debkakes says:
Okay but that's a really cute dress. She does get it right occasionally.
Cat says:
I like the background pictures of the ladies having a real GOOD laugh at Paris.....with her quirkey smile there! ha hahaha me to I would laugh too!
ju lee says:
All that time the "princess" spent on trying to shove her boobs through her upper lip could have been spent on the "princess" working on straightening out that right eye of hers...
ju lee says:
All that time the "princess" spent on trying to shove her boobs through her upper lip could have been spent on the "princess" working on straightening out that right eye of hers...
ju lee says:
All that time the "princess" spent on trying to shove her boobs through her upper lip could have been spent on the "princess" working on straightening out that right eye of hers...