AIN’T NO PRETTY WOMAN HERE
Posted Thursday, December 20th, 2007 at 8:14 am
Filed under: Jessica-Simpson, Joe-Simpson
A casual Jessica Simpson makes her escape from the paparazzi after joining her family at the Original Pancake House in Dallas, Texas on Wednesday.
Meanwhile, a slew of second-rate celeb blogs reported yesterday that the blonde starlet was set to star in a remake of the Julia Roberts movie Pretty Woman. Her father/manager Joe Simpson had apparently been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia.”
WRONG!!
Jessica’s publicist, Lauren Auslander, has confirmed to FYB that the story is in fact all make-believe, saying: “There is no truth to this. Jessica is in Nashville recording a country album.”
December 20th, 2007 at 8:31 am
She looks SO MUCH better without a ton of makeup on.
Before anyone complains:
They’re from the Dallas area, Dallas area people do wear DC hats fairly regularly, particularly since (despite the loss Sunday) Dallas is on a winning season. Longhorn fans wear UT shirts all the time, year round, and Texans are notorious for flaunting their home state, pretty much anywhere.
Regardless of her dating Romo, her dad would likely still own DC memorabilia. And, Jerry Jones is NOT impressed with Jessica or Joe Simpson, simply because they’re ‘famous’.
December 20th, 2007 at 8:34 am
I agree about the looking a lot better without all that makeup, anonymous.
December 20th, 2007 at 8:46 am
She is not pretty, looks too much like her dad and that aint a pretty sight!
December 20th, 2007 at 8:47 am
Wht does a 27-28 year old spend all her time with her parents. Does she not have any frineds? I love my parents but to be with then 24/7 is just odd. Kids are suppose to grow up and start their own lives. I guess the only friends that she has are the ones that she buys including her “boyfriends”
December 20th, 2007 at 8:48 am
I am the worst typist anf proofreader ever. Sorry
December 20th, 2007 at 8:50 am
Megg you do realize that her current ‘boyfriend’ just has a 67.5 million dollar contract negotiated and signed with the Dallas Cowboys organization right? If anything, he could buy her.
December 20th, 2007 at 8:55 am
Damn! Papa Joe put on some weight!
December 20th, 2007 at 9:53 am
there probably was some truth to this, but then Papa Joe read the blogs yesterday.
December 20th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
She’s a pretty girl. When she doesn’t have so much makeup on she looks really healthy and natural and a lot younger. She should look that way more often.
A remake of Pretty Woman? NO NO NO. That movie was perfect the way it was…I don’t know how they could make a new one any better. It would be interesting to see but I would hate it to wreck the original for me.