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No, this is not a scene out of a movie.
Channeling her lonely and accident-prone Bridget Jones character, a wet and soggy Renee Zellweger was caught stocking up on items at Bed Bath and Beyond and getting stuck in the rain trying to load them into her car this past weekend.
Alone in New Mexico as pre-production begins on her newest film Appaloosa, the single Zellweger seemed desperate to find comfort in her new surroundings.
A pillow wont replace the warmth of a body, honey. But a vibrator might make you feel happy!
Did you stop by the Pleasure Chest?
P.S. Nice glasses, granny.
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: October 1, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Wow, am I really first?
renee is awesome!!
oh perez single girls need to stick together honey.
1st
yikes. she makes me nervous
Wow, imagine that she's still the ugliest woman alive!
FIRST BITCHES !!!
Her purchases weigh 5 times as much as she does
geminat.com
second!
YOU WERE GROSS…THERE'S A LOT OF YOUR GROSS NAKED PICTURES WITH YOUR BIG BIG HEAD…LOL
first!
First? She needs to get rid of that sourpuss look that is always on her face.
not first
YOU ARE GROSS….YOU ARE FAT…
YOU WERE SKINNY AND HAD A BIIIIIG HEAD.
Yes Nanette you are - Wow. HUGE accomplishment.
this is interesting because…..?
second?
What friggin' legitimate purpose could a human being have for puchasing so many pillows — especially while out of town??
PEREZ,YOU ARE A NASTY,MEAN EVIL SICK POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN.
I guess was just another day shopping!!! ahahahaha
i can't stand her, don't even see why she is famous…nothing attractive about her whatsoever.
Okay Perez, meanness is only funny when it's smart. Meanness for the sake of meanness just makes you look small.
I like your site…but you need to either be funnier or less mean.
i think it is. well done nanette.
WTF??? Can't someone purchase some pillows??
A vibrator? Her humongous coochie requires a fire hydrant.
All losers who continue to waste space writing "first" are retards. All losers who continue to waste space WRITING "FIRST" ARE RETARDS. ALL LOSERS WHO CONTINUE TO WASTE SPACE WRITING 'FIRST" ARE RETARDS.
YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? HAVE NOTHING BETTER THAT CALL BRITNEY WITHE TRASH, ZAC IS GAY, VANESSA IS A SLUT????
YOU ARE A WITHE TRAS.
YOU ARE GAY, UGLY, AND POOR.
YOU ARE A SLUT.
YOUUUUU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY….YOU ARE JUST A FAT GAY UGLY GUY.
YOU CAN SUCK THE DICK OF THOSE PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD…
Pereziebear
are you having your period?
you're being such a rag today
xoxoxo
clover
wow thats alot of crap.
I really, very seriously, do not believe that is her.
Damnnnnnn I am so so jealous!!
I wish I was rich enough to go hog-wild in Bed Bath and Beyond
I would rent a u-haul and go there,, run around pointing at shit I don't even need and fill up that u-haul go home and just role around in pillows and sheets and kitchen gadgets I would love to have!!!
k again,, I'm jealous,,
I need a sugardaddy or mama,,
hell I'm not picky
hehehee
peace out,,
jealous bitch here
why be mean to her? i don't get it.
a little harsh on this one, don't you think?
Fuck You Perez !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Renee is great !!!!!!!!!!!
I know your busy,but whoever is filling in for you isn't doing a very good job. I miss my bitchy Perez…the new guy sucks.
Oh Perez. I thought that was a homeless woman for a second. Don't take me the wrong way here. I'm not trying to make fun of homeless people here.
Surely, if you are going to shop at BED BATH AND BEYOND, you must be sporting a Carolina Herrera gown.
Do you think she used her 20% off coupon??
lmaooo @ perez
Re: TOXICO –
umm hey Toxico
Perez has alot of money, he is gay, so he loves to suck a dick anyhow,,
Vanessa is a slut,, she took nude pix and sent them about,, so ,, therefore she is a slut and fame whore, hell she is probably the one that leaked her own pix
Britney is a dugged up whore of a used up washed up ol puss of an x non-singing poptart who should just move to a cave and live out the rest of her pathetic days on crack
BTW Britney Spears is white trash, she was born and raised WHITE TRASH
Perez is cuban I do believe, therefore he is not WHITE TRASH is you want to diss him,, call him a WETBACK you idiot
however I love Perez,, I would never call him a wetback *lovez Perez*
so,, what have we learned here??
cubans are not white trash,, yet hillbillys from the south that are on crack and such and drive around with their babies on their laps,, oh and do not drive legally without the ability to get a drivers lic. and ,, walks into public toilets barefoot k,, that is white trash defined to the T
ZAC is pretty,, therefore people will always question his gayness,, he is just flat out beautiful,, he does wear make up,, he is so cute,, he has a g/f that is a slutbag,, but he is still so pretty everyone wonders if he is gay,, it's just how life goes,, he can be married have 8 kids and people will think he is too pretty to be straight,, it's the pretty face of a boy/man curse,,
just let that be
how about Jes winning Rock of Love? LOVE HER!
Perez,
Don't be such a bitch.
Save the catty comments for the ones who really deserve them; if you become the new "Queen of Mean", attacking everyone, no one will want to play with you.
This site sucks!!!!!
perez…if you weren't so queer, you'd love her too.
Hey #27 Toxico!
Go back to school dumb ass.
I think she is cute, and her glasses are cute, and it's nice that she is not being a whore like everyone else out there.
why are you so nasty?
Why are you being so mean to Renee? she's always been in the good light it seems so why are you being so harsh on her???
Perez you are starting to be way way way tooooooooooooo judgemental. It's not so fun to read when it's mean for no reason.
Renee is a class act. She is doing a great job on set. She will be flying to NYC on Wednesday for the Genre Magazine party, and is flying coach - so cool.
I don't think Perez is writing some of these 'entries' because the writing style is more caustic, like a snipey, bitter gay man. I don't think Perez has time to post a lot of entries anymore.
Dickhead was more intent on getting a photo than giving a hand. Prick.
Mario, quit being so mean! Damn. You need to go to church or something.
I think she is nice and normal. You are jealous because you don't make movies, you just make a fool of yourself. PEREZ, YOU NEED TO RESET YOUR COMPASS BECAUSE ITS POINTING YOU TOWARDS BECOMING A LOSER!
Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
Buying pillows does NOT mean you're desperate! Get with the program Perez, and don't be such a douche!!!
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Rennee is gorgeous, sweet, kind, intelligent, and a very talented actress! You rock Renee!!!!
Also people tell me I look like her (younger version) very day which makes me like her more !!! 
Man, shut the fuck up already, Perez. You're such a waste of sperm, egg, and oxygen.
Only a plus-sized loser like you could turn pillow shopping into something so shameful and embarrassing.
It doesnt even look like her. You sure thats her? If it is her,good for her that she did her own shopping. More power to her that she didnt send peons to do her work for her. Oh, and how do you know she needs a vibrator? Do you hide in her bedroom?
"seem'd desperate"…..your such an ass mario……….
Comments like that only provoke gay hate - so STFU!!!
what?? - is she to have a dump like place like yours - where I hear SQUALLOR and BLAND RULE???
(too bad it' ain't food in that wagon…….eat something rz - please.!!)
Re: Cassandra – Hey if Bridget Jones needs a fire hydrant in her twat you need to slide down a TELEPHONE POLE to feel any sensation in your ROTTED OUT CRAB-RIDDEN NETHER REGION you nasty ass SKANK-A-ZOID!!! And while on the subject of eggs, BEAT IT BITCH!!!!
Yes, a pillow (or four) does replace the warmth of a body.
Don't knock it, Perez.
Re: Nanette – Yes, Nanette. Experience the joy that is …. first!
On the BBB bag at the top it looks as if the bag says "old" instead of "Bed". There is something to be said for the character Bridgette embodied in our Renee and a bag that declares "Old!" I'm just saying….
Renee is a horrible actress…her films make ZERO dollars
and a equally horrible girlfriend
every guy she dates is horrified by her herpes infested coochie and her sour puss with those half open eyes
if there was ever any person who deserved to be famous less than Renee, I cannot think who that would be…
Perez…you nailed this one…too bad poor little Renee can't get nailed…poor thing…
Helen
be nice perez! renee is adorable. she's insanely talented, brilliant and humble. she can do no wrong!!
there's nothin wrong with pillows! haha i love pillows too!
haha if i was as rich as Rene i'd have a whole room in my house just filled with pillows to go lay on top of! haha that'd be awesome… a pillow room!
anyways, i think she looks WAY BETTER with some meat on her! she looks GREAT in just sweats and sneakers.
Hey thats Santa Fe NM, that where I live. You know Albuquerque, Santa Fe, New Mexico are getting big in move production, a large production company is opening in Albquerque.
She is so sweet.
At least